5.29.2013

Transform yourself with Schick

If I were Superman, I'd use his superspeed and superstrength to find every parent/guardian a babysitter (or do all the babysitting himself!); power of flight to send our grandparents to their nearest moviehouse; superspeed again to break the time barrier and help the yuppies finish their workload; super-intelligence to get all the students' homeworks done... so they could all have time to see Man of Steel in the cinemas and act like 10 again.

But they can't expect me to give them free passes! Abuso na din pag ako pa magbabayad ng tickets nila.

I'd do this for a week. Yes I would.

And Man of Steel will break box-office records!

But amidst all the flying and stuff, Superman's real super power was maintaining a perfectly shaved face. How does he shave? Very simple. The same way I do. Super strength and by using a Schick razor.

Schick. Free your skin.

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